Thursday 29 December 2011

What are your hobbies?

Every time someone asks me this question I go digging back each year to the day I was born to look what will be an apt answer to the question. Have I done anything at all ever in my life and the answer is a slap on my face! NO!

But I cannot tell anyone ‘I don’t have any hobbies’ bcoz strange sound come to my ears ehhh? Huhhh? aise kaise? kuch toh hoga? And that become more difficult to answer ‘I have done nothing in my life’ expressed in a childish, confused, guilty, slightly dumb (plain dumb hurts my ego)..

So finally I decided my hobbies are watching Movies, Listening to Music and playing Cricket. I was in Heaven. Problem solved. But you know life is like a black man’s left ass, its nor right.... nor fair... now I have to answer counter questions ‘aaare these are common hobbies’, ‘what else’, ‘these are boring hobbies’ but whats can I do if they are boring or common and what do you mean by what else, it took my 27 years to get at these, moron... =P

But these are the basic questions to which I need a dhamakedar answer.. hummm lets see what are the options

F1 - no, Tennis – no, Football – no, Swimming – no, Reading – no, sleeping – yes but that will have a dent on my image so - no, Bird watching – definitely yes... but you know how closed minded people are so – no, stamp collecting – no, Eating – I guess that’s a part and parcel of life....shopping  - where is the money??? so – no, dancing – singing – writing – acting –cooking - bluffing (KBC)  – any stuff that can take me to reality show – NO, solving puzzles – then I would have solved this long time ago so – no...

Eureka!

Blogging is my hobby.

Yes finally I added a hobby in my kitty... so what if I have written only one till date and have 27 unique visitors in 7 months.. no 1 will ask me how good or bad am I at my hobbies....Super Duper excited to see finally seek my new hobby...

Note by Eeshan Nandkishore Awasti – ‘Please ignore the spellings and grammar...as he is higher version of me’

Happy New Year!

Tuesday 14 June 2011

My first blog!

First blog is like having sex for the first time, you have no idea about how to do and several thousands things pops in your mind, but you want to do it. Thats it.

This particular experience reminds me of the famous conversation between Boman Irani and Abhishek from the movie Bluffmaster (Click here!) ...There are several small things that happen in your life that make your life...The day you learnt cycling..your first job, your first salary, your first kiss, first time you felt something for someone.. how many days you remember from your life... this is surely one of those for me..

My blog name is direct proportional to my personality Teja Ka Bheja is..... Khali! And the Blogs which will follow from now on (if they do), will reflect the emptiness of my brains...

Hope this blog finds someone who intends to read it!

OKAY BYE!